Buybye Benj

Byebye my little one.
I miss you, since you are gone, but you will be always in my mind.
You where a loyal companion, best friend, smiling at every time.
We where on the top of the mountains and we where gone through deep valleys.
I remember our time, we stuggelt through the rubbel, we fighted against storm and burning sun and we had fun in snow ...
I hope you have found a good place as it where at my side.
I will never forget you!
I cannot forget you!

NI-phone-company-not funny!

I wanted to call my girl and the phone saies: "The person you are calling in on the phone. Please leave a message..."
hello???
If she where on the phone, I woult talk to her and could leave my message directly.
But she isn´t on phone, so I cant speek with her - why should I leave a mesage to someone I don´t know?